A follow up on the ”things to do when bored”. Here is a list of 25 ways to annoy someone. I do not enourage or wish to move people to annoy others, but appreciate a good laugh – at least by the thought of conducting these.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
4. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Name your dog "Dog."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
10. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
11. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
12. Honk and wave to strangers.
13. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
14. dont use any punctuation either
15. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
16. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
17. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
19. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
20. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
21. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
22. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
23. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
24. Sing along at the opera.
25. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Like the previous entry, I got the list of an internet site – this time Everything Under The Moon.
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i've actualy dome some of these things....had a dog named dog,
ordered it "to go" at a drive through, but, i think that was more stupidity than boredom on my part. thank god it wasn't recent.
enjoyed reading your blog. sounds like you have a lot of fun and genuine joy in your life. have more of it! :-)
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